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Oh. I can't afford not to.

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Ah! Need eyes
inside the vault, now!

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[ Alarm blaring ]

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AI Vault Voice:
Door one - Open.

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Door two - Open.

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Door three - We got there.

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[ Gasps ] The gold.
All of the gold is gone!

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Fort Knox has been robbed!

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Holy shit.

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All units. Paranormal perp
outside the gates.

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Intercept with extreme caution!

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[ Telephone rings ]

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Agent Harrison, FBI.

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And you're sure about this?
[ Snaps fingers ]

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Of course. I'm on it.

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What is it, Harrison?
Not what, who.

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Pull every file we have
on leprechauns.

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[ Telephone rings ]

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President Curtis.
Damn. No shit.

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[ Snaps fingers ]
Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.

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Was that the Boring
Police calling

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because O'Doyle was taking
forever to move?

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I was just about
to attack with my slug.

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Your slug doesn't have
the range, bro.

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Will you nerds shut up?
All the gold was robbed

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from Fort Knox,
and they caught one suspect.

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A female leprechaun.

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Orfhlaith O'Doyle.
[ Both gasp ]

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Oh, shit,
she might be related to you!

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Oh, shit, she is.

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Oh, shit,
is that your mother?

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Oh, come on!
Obviously!

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Oh, shit.

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??

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??

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??

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No alarm was triggered.
The gold just vanished.

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Your mother was caught
outside the gates here.

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No gold on her, either.
It's almost like she -

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Wanted to get caught?
Obviously.

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But why would she
want to get caught?

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Who gives a shit?
If the world finds out

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America's gold is gone,

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it will trigger
a global financial meltdown.

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We need it back. Now.

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Shoot her into the sun.
What's that?

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Shoot her into the sun.

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You cannot trust
a leprechaun, ever.

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But you're
half leprechaun.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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The bureau's top
leprechaun experts.

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We kinda have a "will-they,
won't-they" thing going on.

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I got 50 bucks
that says we will, and fast.

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Oh, my god, Bilkin, shut up.
[ Chuckles ]

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As for your mother,
without evidence,

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all we can do
is hold her for questioning.

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She'll never talk.
But here's the thing -

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Your mother said she'd confess.
Only to you.

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Perfect reason
not to involve me.

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That will be
part of her plan.

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I'm sorry, how the hell
can one leprechaun

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move 4,000 metric tons
of gold?

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Teleportation.
We believe leprechauns

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can trick matter
into moving locations.

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Ugh. Please. Lepro-portation
is a parlor trick.

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The most a leprechaun
could ever move

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is a condom out of a wallet.

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I didn't rob you, dicks.
I don't lie, and I don't trick.

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Then why are you refusing
to cooperate?

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This is what
I am talking about!

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She's tangling us
in her web.

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Christ, O'Doyle,
your mom isn't Lex Luthor.

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Yes, she is.

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Come on, man. You can't let
your mom get to you like this.

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You need to put that shit
in a box and do the job.

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I mean, it is true, O'Doyle.
America needs its gold back.

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You'll do it, right?
You'll suck it up and do it?

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[ Mumbles indistinctly ]

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That's my boy!
See? Number one guy!

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Watch. His mother's
gonna be squealing.

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I'm telling you, he's ice cold.

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Secret Facility Door Voice:
Door - Open. Hooray.

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Should be interesting.

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We've never had
a female leprechaun in custody.

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I was skeptical
they even existed.

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I mean,
they're never seen.

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Well, I've never
seen you cook,

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but that doesn't mean
you can't make me dinner.

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Ooh, Harrison.
[ Both chuckle ]

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Alright.
Everyone, arms out.

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You will be sprayed
with an anti-aura mist.

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Us, too?
We're not talking to her.

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She can read auras
through all possible barriers.

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Both guards
who transported her

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ended up
in the psychiatric ward.

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You think a mist
can stop her?

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She is a miserable
spider-witch.

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O'Doyle. You can't
let her see you get mad.

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Just get that confession.

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[ Sighs ]
Open the door.

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That's m'job.

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[ Buzzer blares ]

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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Orfhlaith: Oh-ho-ho!

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Francis, me boy.

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Tell me, if ye died right now,

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and the Lord himself
stood before you and said,

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"Ye may enter
the kingdom of heaven

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so long as ye tell me true -

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what are ye,
man or leprechaun?"

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what would ye say?

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Okay,
where's the gold, mother?

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Which gold?

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You know which gold.
Where did you put it?

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Are you really so ashamed
of your heritage, Francis?

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Go on. Ask me the right way.
I'll answer.

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[ Scoffs, growls ]

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Where's...me gold?

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[ Laughs ]

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Can we be done torturing me
because I'm half-human?

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Wasn't my entire
childhood enough?

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Oh, Francis, I treated ye the
same as any leprechaun child.

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You just think I treated
you different

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because you are different.

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So many feelings!

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Where is it, mother?

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Oh, come on, now. They might not
know about the gold,

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but we do. Ay, boy?
Our little secret.

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Stop blinking.

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Whatever you're doing
is not gonna work.

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But it already has.

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Okay.
No contact resuming now.

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It was great working
with ye, me boy!

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[ Laughs ]

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What was that winking?
Was she trying to be sexy?

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You read that as sexy?
She was blinking

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in Gaelic Morse code.
It translates to "CAHILL."

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Her rival clan.

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Why did your mother say
you worked with her?

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Because she's
a lying mind worm!

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None of you have any idea
what you're dealing with here.

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Oh, you're right
about that.

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Agent O'Doyle, you are now
a person of interest.

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We need to hold you
for questioning.

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What?
Are you kidding me?

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Because she said
I worked with her?

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Sir, come on.

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You can't honestly side
with my mother here.

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She's such a mean asshole!

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O'Doyle, just cooperate

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so we can bust your mom
and find this gold!

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Cooperating
got me into this!

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Yeah, it's true, sir. He did
tell us this would happen.

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Okay, do we need to cuff you,
or will you come willingly?

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[ Sighs ] Can I at least
take a shit first?

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All this stress has
my bowels in a knot.

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I get it. I'm a nervous shitter,
too. Pumpkin works for me.

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Guard, please accompany him
to the bathroom.

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This is humiliating.

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Cheese cuts
both ways, pal.

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Man. Unbelievable.

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You don't think he's
actually involved, do you?

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How would I know? He's whining
like a little diaper boy

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while half a trillion
is on the line.

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We need focus,
not emotion.

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Until we find this gold,
you're my number one guy, Banks.

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Or, number one girl.
Um, no, that sounds bad.

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You're my number one guy,
regardless of boobs or dicks.

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[ Sighs ]
Whatever. You get the idea.

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I do.
What is taking so long?

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Did he fall in?

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What the -
Stupid thing sucks.

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Harrison: No!
Oh, goddammit!

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He told us
he had to shit.

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Sir, I thought you said
he didn't lie.

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Oh, he didn't lie.
Check the toilet.

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Damn, he's good.
I'm jealous. Look at that.

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All units! We have a runner.
I want everyone on this!

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Go, go, go! Follow me!
[ Alarm blaring ]

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[ Chickens clucking ]

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Mm.
[ Alarm beeping ]

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What the -

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Sonnovabitch.

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No, no, no, no, don't shoot!
I'm by myself!

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How the fuck did you find me?
Bro, robot brain.

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I calculated all possible
trajectories from the river.

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That led me here, and I just
paid the lady up front

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10 bucks to point out your spot.
Goddammit, Judy.

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So, you're here to turn me in?
What? No.

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You went into my mind and helped
me, so I'm here to help you.

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Go home, Banks.
I will.

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Once we get evidence
and clear your name.

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Now, where can we find
the Cahill Clan?

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I can't go
where my mother wants.

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Uh, you don't think this is
what she wants?

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You locked in a cage?

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Taking handle pulls of ersatz
whiskey like a teenage frat boy?

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If you don't do something,
she's already won.

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I mean...the only way
to get info from a leprechaun

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is trickery.
And I don't lie.

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Well, you won't have to.
We could Rainbow Connect.

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What?
A leprechaun mind-meld?

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I can artificially
compartmentalize.

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The part of you
that hates lying could be in me.

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You don't want to hold the part
of a leprechaun that lies.

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Trust me.
Buddy, I do trust you.

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But you're not going
to prove you're innocent

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from your prepper den.

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[ Timer beeping ]
Uhp, hold on.

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Wow. You went straight
to baking cookies?

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And you went straight
to not getting one.

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Wait, no, sorry,
I want one.

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Donny and Declan Cahill.

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I, uh - I guess dress
for the job you want, huh?

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All leprechauns
wear green, Banks.

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It's the shade of green
that matters.

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That's their clan color.

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Puke?
Summer Artichoke.

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[ Sighs ]
God, this is gonna suck.

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The Cahills hate me almost
as much as they hate my mother.

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Well, if you all hate her,
why not work together

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to take her down?
Leprechaun clans don't mix.

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Each one operates under the
thumb of a powerful matriarch.

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In this case,
Mary Marjorie Cahill.

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What are you grinding
over there?

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Synchronic prisms.

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Normally we'd both swallow one
to connect.

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But swallowing this
would shred your colon,

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so I made yours powder.
[ Blows sharply ]

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[ Coughing ]
What the fuck!

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Well, I had to get it
in there deep.

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Into your chakra.
[ Swallows, sighs ]

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You're gonna see what I see,
feel what I feel.

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Repeat after me.
[ Breathes deeply ]

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Hok. Lok. Ba-gok.

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00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,266
Hok. Lok. Ba-gok.

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[ Snaps fingers ]

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Whoa! Ho. Mama.
Yeah, I'm feeling it.

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I'm feeling what you're feeling.
Lie to me.

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What?
Use my mind,

245
00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,150
let me compartmentalize
that shame, fear, whatever.

246
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,359
We need to make sure
it works.

247
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,070
[ Dryly ]
I'm so glad you made me do this.

248
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,448
[ Laughing ]
Haaaha! Holy fuck.

249
00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,616
It's like a lightning bolt
of sugar up my dick.

250
00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:36,868
I can taste infinity.

251
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,535
It's working.
I thought you hated lying.

252
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,120
Yeah. Because
it feels incredible.

253
00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,371
It's biologically
addicting.

254
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,248
The more we lie,
the more we want to lie.

255
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,834
Alright, I'm -
Going in. I know.

256
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,169
We're melded.

257
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,253
You're annoyed.
You're even more annoyed

258
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,006
that I know
you're annoyed.

259
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,381
I'm going in!
You're going in!

260
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,677
[ Music playing,
leprechauns chattering happily ]

261
00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,303
[ Leprechauns gasp,
music stops ]

262
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,680
Leprechaun: Is that...?

263
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,015
Your brownest beer.
Warm.

264
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,142
Only beer we have,
only way we have it.

265
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,604
Well, if it ain't
No-Lies O'Doyle!

266
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,063
Heard ye were working
for the feds.

267
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,514
You wearing a wire,
Doyley?

268
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,858
No, I'm not
wearing a wire.

269
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,277
And the feds can go
fuck themselves.

270
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,154
Oy, are ya
Rainbow Connected?

271
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,781
No.
Banks: Whoo!

272
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,534
Hot sugar, gasoline!
Hit me with the lies!

273
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,327
Ripping and tearing!

274
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,330
Well, if ya ain't here
to spy on us, why are ya here?

275
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,957
For a warm beer.

276
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,209
And to take down my mother.

277
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,710
She stole a lot of gold.

278
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,713
Tell me what you know,
I'll split what I find with you.

279
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,675
Oy! Fellas! Babby O'Doyle's
got a proposition for us!

280
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,425
Let's give him a warm welcome.
[ Laughter ]

281
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,221
Hey, Doyley, remember
how yeh refused to tell a lie,

282
00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,681
even after yer mammy glued
a dog mask to your head

283
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,767
and made you herd sheep
for a week?

284
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,935
How 'bout when Doyley
got caught dancin' in the moors?

285
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,437
Then Orfhlaith made him jig
till his toes went bloody?

286
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,526
If you call that dancin'!
Worst jig I ever seen!

287
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,527
Ho-kay, this is different.
This is fire.

288
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,573
Deep knives.
Oh, my god, I am jacked up!

289
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,365
Memories flooding back,
eh, Doyle?

290
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,618
Can you believe
he actually came here?!

291
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,704
Just like
she said he would!

292
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913
Wait, my mother?

293
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,000
Raah!! I'm not okay!!
[ Screams ]

294
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,458
Leprechaun: Sweet Jesus!
Leprechaun

295
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:09,501
Banks!
The hell are you doing??

296
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,337
You didn't tell me
about the rage!

297
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,589
Everyone has rage!

298
00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,631
This is different!
There's layer after layer.

299
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,133
You're like
a lasagna of pain!

300
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,511
Meglochaun:
Did someone say lasagna?

301
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,388
Who is this
giant-ass Garfield?!

302
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,347
A meglochaun. They're bred
by the clan to be huge

303
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,768
for fighting. It's a trick
they played on their own DNA.

304
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,896
Ow! Shit!
I can feel the punches!

305
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,689
You were
Rainbow Connected?

306
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,524
No-Lies, you told a lie?!

307
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,527
I'm not a bad dancer!
[ Screaming ]

308
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,321
Raah!!

309
00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:40,657
Declan. You're gonna tell me
everything you know about the -

310
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,494
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Is that your mother?

311
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,372
No, no, no, no.
The body came with the place.

312
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh, come on,
Factua Root?

313
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,253
No, no, no. Please.
I hate telling the truth!

314
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,256
Chew it.
[ Muffled ] I don't want to!

315
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,300
There we go.
Nummy tummy.

316
00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,346
Now. If your queen's dead, how
is this clan still operating?

317
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,807
Your mother! Christ, Doyley!
Your mother's our queen!

318
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,434
What?!
Our mom, Marjorie,

319
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,936
she was getting weak.

320
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,438
Orfhlaith made us an offer.
Protection. Power.

321
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,482
You let her kill
your own mother?

322
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,609
Oh, not just us.
All the rivals.

323
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,903
She's uniting
the clans, sonny.

324
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,336
Ya see, you get
enough leps working together,

325
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,949
you can unlock powers.

326
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,077
How else do ya think we moved
all that Fort Knox gold?

327
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,246
A Shaleelay?
You actually did it?

328
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,997
I thought
it was a myth, too, lad.

329
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,124
But she wanted to show you
it's real.

330
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,334
Welcome you back home.

331
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,795
You didn't.
Oh, ho, ho, but we did!

332
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,963
Ow!

333
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,506
Banks, we need
to go, now!

334
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,008
Can I finish choking it out?
[ Growling ]

335
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,718
Okay, but make it quick.

336
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,180
[ Keys jingle, door unlocks ]

337
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,597
Banks: Why aren't
you opening it?

338
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,015
O'Doyle: What are you,
the door police?

339
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,809
I'm trying.
It's hitting something.

340
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,893
So maybe
stop pushing it.

341
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,647
Don't tell me
what to do!

342
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,231
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
Goddammit.

343
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,650
Move, come on, move.

344
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:59,070
Oh, my god, I knew it!
This is classic my mother!

345
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,904
We should remove
the Rainbow Connection.

346
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,573
Yeah. Get out of my head.

347
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,370
God, your mom sucks.

348
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,163
Yeah.
Did GunBaby see anything?

349
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,541
No, he's in his charging pen,
thank god.

350
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,250
Gold would've crushed him
if he was out here.

351
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,294
[ Knock on door ]
Curtis: O'Doyle? Banks?

352
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,671
Shit.
Are you serious?

353
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,880
I know you're in there.

354
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,090
You stole Finch's van,
and I geotracked it here.

355
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,010
Dammit.
[ Sighs ] Come in.

356
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,720
[ Grunts ]
Stupid thing sucks.

357
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:25,220
Push harder.
Use your shoulder.

358
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,973
Don't tell me what to do.
[ Grunts ]

359
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,393
Wha- Guys! What the fuck?!
What is going on here?!

360
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,477
His mother united rival clans
under her thrall

361
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,271
for the first time in centuries,
and they combined powers

362
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,772
to do an ancient
Shaleelay ritual

363
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,441
to teleport it
into his townhouse.

364
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,068
Goddammit!
That's insane!

365
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,363
Banks, I expect this from him,
but not from you.

366
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,489
Oh, screw you, sir.
I don't want your favoritism

367
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,158
if it means throwing
O'Doyle under the bus.

368
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,160
You know what? I'm
just gonna turn myself in.

369
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,579
Be done with all of this.

370
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,121
No!
You can't turn yourself in.

371
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,874
You ran from the FBI. They'll
never believe you were innocent!

372
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,252
Oh, now you care about
my innocence?!

373
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,588
I had to lie today,
and I liked it!

374
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,215
And I want to keep doing it!
Thanks to you!

375
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,925
Oh, boo-hoo,
you big baby.

376
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,551
You think this has been
a "fun day" for me?

377
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,470
You're the big baby!
You better be lying.

378
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,099
Hey! Hey, whoa. That's enough.
Let's talk like adults.

379
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,018
O'Doyle, how does what the
President said make you feel?

380
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,271
Betrayed!
I told him to not involve me,

381
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,939
and he sided
with strangers!

382
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,524
I sided with America!

383
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,692
It's not my fault your mother
actually is Lex Luthor.

384
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,945
Sir, it's not your turn.
Listen to O'Doyle

385
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,029
and acknowledge
what you heard.

386
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,239
I heard, "Boo-hoo."

387
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,823
Well, I heard,
"You're a terrible friend,"

388
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,334
because
that's what you are!

389
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,786
Oh, take it back!
Never!

390
00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:31,495
Executive order!
Abuse of power!

391
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,623
Oh, my god,
are you guys serious?!

392
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,208
Jesus Christ.

393
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,418
Sir, say something nice
about O'Doyle.

394
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,543
He's a good crier.

395
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,669
You better
say something nice.

396
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,589
[ Sighs ]
I dunno... he's loyal.

397
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,466
Mm-hmm. O'Doyle, say something
nice about the President.

398
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,095
I don't - [ Sighs ]
He usually has my back.

399
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,098
So this was a time
when you felt like he didn't?

400
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,641
Yes.
Sir?

401
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,351
I'm sorry.
Loud and proud.

402
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,478
I'm not repeating it.
Okay, good enough.

403
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,230
You guys want
to hug this out?

404
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,484
There we go. See?
All on the same team.

405
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,154
Right. So - Whatever this is,
it's part of your mother's plan.

406
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,530
And the only way
to beat her

407
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,783
is to do something insane
and problematic.

408
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,327
We need to reverse-rob
Fort Knox.

409
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,621
Reverse-rob?
Sneak the gold back in.

410
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,457
Sir, how the hell are we gonna
reverse-rob Fort Knox?

411
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,503
Well, Banks, I think we
need to think a little smaller.

412
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:23,380
Goddammit, Finch, it still
looks like a huge pile of gold!

413
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,924
Look, you gave me 30 minutes
to build a shrinkalyzer.

414
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,301
I built it. I shrunk it.

415
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,075
I think this is
a Finch grand slam.

416
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,681
Fort Knox has three
biometric checkpoints.

417
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,932
How are we gonna sneak
that giant-ass block past them?

418
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,352
Finch: With this.
That better not be meth, Finch.

419
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,520
We assume you do it, but
it's different when you see it.

420
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,355
Okay, I brought GunBaby out
for the Shrink Show,

421
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,065
but things are
clearly escalating.

422
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,506
Back to your charging pen, G.B.

423
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,611
Jesus Christ, it's not meth!
It's hair,

424
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,906
from a Fort Knox janitor
whose shift starts in one hour.

425
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,826
See, this hairalyzer extracts
the person's DNA

426
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,495
and pops out a pill
that lets you become them.

427
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,497
I'd like to see meth
do that.

428
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,748
I mean, it could work.
But we'll still need to

429
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,168
distract the guards long enough
to get their hair samples.

430
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,713
I'll lie. And trick.
Hell, I'm itching to do it.

431
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,006
Screw that. I'll do it.

432
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,550
I'm not letting my number one
guy take the fall.

433
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,552
[ Groaning ]

434
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,596
Whoo! Aah! Holy shit!

435
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,263
Skin burns a little,
but I'm good!

436
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,265
The voice stays the same?
How does that work?

437
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,933
You know, I'm getting a lot
of notes for someone

438
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,188
who got woken up at 3:00 a.m.
and is still crushing it.

439
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,731
[ Device beeping ]

440
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,024
Curtis: Okay. I'm inside.

441
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,984
Banks: Looping
security feeds now.

442
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,443
And no one
dropped a purse, right?

443
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,777
That's how they got caught
in "Speed."

444
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,197
The lady
dropped her purse.

445
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,824
No one dropped a purse, sir.
We're clear.

446
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368
You ready, O'Doyle?
No, sir.

447
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,496
Oh. Well, you look ready.
I'm lying, sir.

448
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,163
I'm lying to you right now.
[ Chuckles ]

449
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,415
Oh, I don't like this.

450
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,249
Okay, first guard
is around the corner.

451
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,918
His name is Larry,
he's a foot guy,

452
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,086
and he's having an affair
with a co-worker named Shelly.

453
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,297
I guess as the only female,
we could use my foot?

454
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,673
But I'd have to -
Oh, goddammit.

455
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,760
[ High-pitched ] Oh, Larry...
[ Giggles ]

456
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,137
Shelly? I-I thought
you had tonight off.

457
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,932
O'Doyle: Oh, I've got
tonight off, alright.

458
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,642
And so do my socks.

459
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,809
Hey, it ain't cheatin'
if it's just feetin'.

460
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,270
[ Grunts ]
[ Laughs ]

461
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,397
Now should I pretend to be him
and seduce Shelly?

462
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,776
Hell no.
[ Groaning ]

463
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,112
Alright, access code is
8-0-0-8-1-3-5.

464
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,530
You could have just
said BOOBIES.

465
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,073
I'm a grown-ass man.
Sure you are.

466
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,574
AI Vault Voice:
Door one - Open.

467
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,535
Guard
frequent social media posts,

468
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,078
appears to really
hate clowns.

469
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,874
[ Laughs ] Then he's gonna
love Mr. Bubbles.

470
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,126
[ Laughs ]
? La, la, la, la, la, la... ?

471
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,461
What the fuck?

472
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,297
I-I told my therapist
this would happen! She said,

473
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,006
"What's the worst thing
that could happen at work?"

474
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,759
and I said this! Fuck!
[ Gunshots ]

475
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,719
[ Screaming, choking ]

476
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,596
[ Laughs, grunts ]

477
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,808
Curtis: O'Doyle, breathe.
Do your breath work.

478
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,017
Banks: Jesus, how do you guys
walk around like this?

479
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,979
I don't know, Banks.
Door two - open.

480
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,273
O'Doyle!
How do we walk around like this?

481
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,775
Goddammit, man.
Oh, come on!

482
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,359
Damn, Shawn,
you drunk again?

483
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,613
The craziest thing happened -
I-I split me'self in two.

484
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,699
Hi.
Larry? The hell is going on?

485
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,159
I don't know, man.
I'm not good at improv.

486
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,453
I want your face next.
[ Cackling ]

487
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,998
Jesus Christ, O'Doyle.
Too much.

488
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,503
Door three - We got there.

489
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,089
Oh, thank god.
Get me out of this fucking body.

490
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,719
Alright, enlargenating now.

491
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,345
Holy shit! We did it!

492
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:19,223
Reverse Heist complet-
Oh, oh, what the hell, man?

493
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,474
Gold...

494
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,808
Come on, buddy,
put it down.

495
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:25,313
No! You're not gonna
take me fucking gold!

496
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:29,358
I'm sorry.
I-I can't control me'self!

497
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,860
I want it!

498
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,278
Come on, man.
We did it.

499
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,195
The worst thing
that could happen right now

500
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,238
is for you to lose yourself.

501
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,448
That's what your mother wants.

502
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950
I hate her!
I hate her, too,

503
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,369
but you can't let her win.

504
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,622
[ Buzzer blares ]

505
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,166
[ Laughs ]
Francis, me boy.

506
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,542
Did ye miss me?

507
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,377
[ Screaming ]

508
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,379
[ Cackling ]

509
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,214
Ohh, there's me boy.

510
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,259
Your aura's fiery. Ya get that
from your mother's side.

511
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,511
[ Screams ]
You see what you did to me?

512
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,889
To your own son?!
How did it feel?

513
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,767
Takin' out some old rage
on those Cahill Boys, huh?

514
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,561
I did what I had to do,
which is my job.

515
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,897
I'm not letting you
control me anymore!

516
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,314
Is that
what you think this is?

517
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,735
No, no, no, Francis.
I'm inviting you back, son.

518
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,445
To the clan, to power.

519
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,198
I killed 12
rival matriarchs.

520
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,408
Put their clans
under me thumb.

521
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,411
Me robbing Fort Knox
was just the beginning.

522
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,704
[ Buzzer blares ]

523
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,247
Actually, it's the end.

524
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,916
Wait...
But yer me son.

525
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,418
I saw yer aura.
You can't fake that!

526
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,461
Yeah, you can...
by inviting other people in.

527
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,381
That's right,
you deceptive fuck.

528
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,091
I Rainbow Connected
with him.

529
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,884
I hate you
as much as he does.

530
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,260
But it got us the truth.

531
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,429
And now you're going
where liars go.

532
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,349
Orfhlaith O'Doyle.
We got you on robbing Fort Knox

533
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,934
and 12 counts of leprocide.

534
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,937
But, me son. He has the gold.
Check his townhouse!

535
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,690
We don't need to. All the gold
is back in the vault.

536
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,608
What? But how?
Excellent question.

537
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,695
Something you can think about
on the way to The Triangle.

538
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,363
That, and if Harrison here
could look any more beautiful.

539
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,282
[ Chuckles ]
Bilkin!

540
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,784
[ Laughing evilly ]

541
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,786
Cute it was,
seeing you deceive!

542
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,454
Not half bad
for a bastard.

543
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,666
You can't run from who you are!
[ Cackling ]

544
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,460
Hey, fuck her.
You're both my number one guys.

545
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,336
Agent O'Doyle,
I can officially say

546
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,755
you are no longer a person
of interest to the Bureau.

547
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,591
Guess we'll never know who wins
that 50 bucks with you two, huh?

548
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,343
Oh, no, we had sex
in the bathroom two hours ago.

549
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,387
It's a different bathroom
than the one you shit in.

550
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,639
Wow. Wow.

551
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,350
Oh. Damn, I didn't take Bilkin
as a closer.

552
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,478
[ Thunder crashes ]

553
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,605
Amelia:
Welcome to The Triangle!

554
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,232
My name's Warden Earhart.

555
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,568
I'm kind of a ghost,
kind of a zombie,

556
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,279
but what I'm not is someone
who's going to judge you

557
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781
unless you give me a reason to.
[ Buzzer ]

558
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,826
So let's all play nice,
alright, ya rabble-rousers?

559
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,995
Everything's in the shape
of a triangle.

560
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,038
Enjoy the theme!

561
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,002
Orc: [ Chuckles ]
Look at this uncool person.

562
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,128
[ Evil laughter ]

563
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,504
Oh, hello, boys.

564
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,507
Hey, what's that? If it's
making you happy, I want it!

565
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,842
You want what?

566
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,510
Well, now
I just want it more.

567
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,304
[ Chuckles ]
See, me boy,

568
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,223
I always believed
in mind over matter.

569
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,057
[ Snaps fingers, orc gasps,
flesh squishes ]

570
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,810
Jesus Christ, man!

571
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,980
[ Cackling ]
[ Alarm blaring ]

572
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,249
[ Whistling ]

573
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,046
Fancy seeing you
here, darling.

574
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,048
Orfhlaith?
Been a long time, aye?

575
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,009
Heard ye exploded in
some type of biplane accident,

576
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,887
but I know better than anyone,
you're un-killable.

577
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:49,099
Which is why you're perfect
for a little job I have.

578
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:55,731
Curtis:
? Leprechauns are matriarchal ?

579
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,192
? Just like my butt ?

580
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:02,404
? Wash that
presidential butt-hole ?

581
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,909
? Make it sparkle like a dime ?

582
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,036
? I am singing

583
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,624
? So I feel less alone ?

584
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,587
Shelly:
Oh, Larr-y-y-y...

585
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,214
No. No, not again!

586
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,551
Never again!
[ Screaming ]

587
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,262
Ouch. [ Sighs ]
Don't you cry, Shelly.

588
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,889
Don't you ever let them
see you cry.

589
00:22:28,939 --> 00:22:33,489
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